In a showcase on the third floor of the MCG rests a neon pink outfit performed in by Robbie Williams. His performance in front of a massive crowd of spectators was seen as a major hit.
Perhaps you don't like Robbie Williams. Perhaps you believe he is the finest offering to music known to man. Alternatively, you may hold a reasonable stance, acknowledging that some hits are fantastic while others are terrible.
The central idea is that amusement can take many forms. Preferences differ. There is no one way to produce literature or even five-day cricket.
The Unrivalled Depth of Test Cricket
The traditional format boasts incomparable variety. It is hard to think of another sport where the contest is so dictated by conditions.
The elements, the session, the red ball – the factors are countless. Most important is the playing surface.
If Test cricket is an artistic pursuit, the pitch is the foundation on which the players create their art.
An Abstract Contest: The Melbourne Spectacle
The fourth Ashes Test between Australia and England was the game deconstructed, the traditional sport dismantled and reassembled in a bizarre shape.
This is not a justification of the pitch which resulted in a triumph and the another sub-three-day finish of the contest.
Having a thick layer on the pitch, leading to a cascade of wickets being taken in less than two days, is not a fair contest between bat and ball.
A Rich Tapestry: The Core of Test Cricket
But any notion this was a lesser event, one that should be marked with an asterisk as not a proper Test, is mistaken.
The long game is a varied portfolio, 2,615 parts and ongoing. On occasion, as witnessed recently, the ball behaves unpredictably for the pace bowlers. Other times, it turns square on a spinning track. Sometimes, the pitch is unresponsive, other times it bounces unevenly.
The exciting finishes are all the more thrilling due to the investment made in other matches.
Adaptation: The Core Skill
Some factors are accepted more readily than others.
The debate in at the MCG was that the equilibrium was weighted unfairly towards the bowlers. That the skilled individuals were hindered from playing their natural game.
The format is about adapting to challenges – assessing the wicket and adjusting effectively. The top two individual scores were made by recognized players. One team made more mistakes than the other, and thus lost.
Unbridled Joy: The Fan Perspective
Attempt to convince the fans who have suffered years of defeat that this wasn't compelling.
In a corner of the ground, thousands celebrated and sang their songs, generating a festive mood in a stronghold of national pride.
There was belief as the fielding side surged, momentum when players fought back, and pure joy when the victory was achieved.
Contrasting Examples: The Range of Test Matches
The venue has a history with difficult wickets. Eight years ago, a Test there featured a wicket with all the life of a a damp squib.
That fixture was a marathon, with minimal action and interminable tedium. The latest encounter and that slow Test are polar opposites of the range – one is not more the standard, yet historical weight can be ascribed to each.
Deep into the series into the current series, it is the shortest games that will remain iconic in the memory.
"Far from being the death of Test cricket at all," observed a past champion. "Spectators who have been lucky enough to see these two days have been experienced some fantastic sport. An unusual spectacle."
Signs of Progress: Building for the Future
In the preparation to this Test, the leader addressed the media like a man carrying the enormous pressure on his back.
The team responded for him, reinstating the joy to his face.
Emerging talents stepped up with key contributions. These are small positives, certainly not enough to guarantee long-term stability, but a foundation to use as a platform.
In the end, this MCG win takes its place among other memorable performances in meaningless games.
As the fans slipped away into a beautiful night, the team assembled on the field to start their own festivities.
Enjoy the drink, lads. You've earned this one.